KIRKINATOR

Charlie Kirk has been re‑assembled and brought back as a droid called the Kirkinator. He joins the leagues of George Droid and Diddytron.

Re-engineered under blackout protocols, the Kirkinator was assembled by George Droid and Diddytron—bolted, bonded, and bonded again in red ion. Rebooted to bring chaos to the trenches, he advances with a scanning glare and a neon edge, a machine-born omen in a city of static.

He doesn’t arrive. He deploys.